AAAAHH

beep beep beep

beep beep beep

what the fuck

beep beep beep

there it is again

what is that

beep beep beep

honey what’s wrong, nightmare?

no baby, listen

beep beep beep

what is that

I have no idea

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just go back to sleep honey

it’s nothing

beep beep beep

beep beep beep

not gonna happen

it’s not that loud

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did you leave the fridge open

not open

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did you check your phone

no shit, first thing I checked

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please calm down

it’s this corner, it’s coming from this corner

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it’s in the hallway

it has to be

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can’t go into the hallway without my fucking pants

can’t find shit

beep beep beep

just turn on the light honey

no, I don’t want to wake you up

beep beep beep

god kill me now

why don’t you phone the desk

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where’s the number

it’s next to the phone baby

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ya hello, there is this faint, rhythmic beeping noise

it’s really annoying

beep beep beep

if I knew what was causing it I wouldn’t be calling

no it’s not the air conditioner

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second floor

thanks

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you didn’t tell him our room number

like I want some desk clerk to know what room I’m staying in

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well how the hell is he supposed to fix it if he can’t find us

oh my god, you always find a way to make this my fault

beep beep beep

don’t go there now

every night it’s the same with you

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why do you always yell at me

why do you always make everything about you

I can’t do anything right

fuck me, I guess I deserve this

it stopped

I’m sorry honey

just go back to sleep

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